Top 3 funny phrases

1: "There's a gecko on my peanut butter." I used to live in Hawaii and I went to the cupboard to make a PB & J. I quickly changed my mind when I found the gecko. When I told my hubby, we both got a good laugh.

2: "There's a long line of cars, and it's all because of me." I enjoy this song from Cake because it makes me laugh. I'm pretty sure there's just one vehicle that causes 79% of all traffic jams.

3: "I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise." I swear that's what Jimmy Buffet sings in the song. Every time I get a chance to go to Margaritaville, I always order the Cheeseburger in Paradise.

What to pack

When traveling, there are certain items that must be packed. I prefer to travel with some dice. Its a great way to relax on vacation. On a trip to Key West, my family and I played a Yahtzee tournament. At the end of the trip, one person was crowned the winner and everyone pitched in to buy a really large margarita from Margaritaville.

Good times.

What is a must pack item for you on vacation?