1: "There's a gecko on my peanut butter." I used to live in Hawaii and I went to the cupboard to make a PB & J. I quickly changed my mind when I found the gecko. When I told my hubby, we both got a good laugh.
2: "There's a long line of cars, and it's all because of me." I enjoy this song from Cake because it makes me laugh. I'm pretty sure there's just one vehicle that causes 79% of all traffic jams.
3: "I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise." I swear that's what Jimmy Buffet sings in the song. Every time I get a chance to go to Margaritaville, I always order the Cheeseburger in Paradise.
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